Friday, September 21, 2012

Ten Things



Every time we visited Grandma Jones, she insisted she felt “better than ever.”




All but one “car insurance” outfit which claims to be cheapest is fibbing.



 
A citizen can use lots of drugs, for a long time, and still function respectably in society.




The only way to split housekeeping fairly: do none.




Don’t Drink from the Spit Cup!




Proper parenting is Hard Work.




Ironing is Diabolical!


 

Quitters Never Fail.




If God is Not a Thing, It Is Everywhere!




How To Get Through Life: Show Up Every Day and Try.




“Fill your bowl to the brim
 and it will spill.
 Keep sharpening your knife
 and it will blunt.
 Chase after money and security
 and your heart will never unclench.
 Care about people’s approval
 and you will be their prisoner.

 Do your work, then step back.
 The only path to eternity.”

--Tao Te Ching, Stephen Mitchell translation.

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