Saturday, February 4, 2012

SUPER! (super) BOWL! (bowl) SUNDAY! (sunday)


Cheap’s “Super Bowl Sunday” off was mere coincidence, he worked alternate weekends. So what. The kitchen a mess of course.

Dudine pulled 12 hours like every Sunday at her front desk vortex in the “Emergency Department” (not just a room anymore.) All-day drinker breaking a hip at the early buffet, endless rivers of blood from a busted nose, twisted kid ankle “better check it out before the game.”

Except for the Latter-Day-Saints, the nearby churches adjourned punctually, and the town all but shut down by game time.

There were parties, but he’d endured far too many hours among drunken men. Still, in a modern electronic way he joined the fervent worship of Money, the One True God as all the world understood it. Television silent, he read a book during the three hours of pomp, analysis, patriotism, pop music, and salesmanship that ruined the hour of actual playing time. (Books are new technology too!)

In the choreographed battle of near-equals, no one died; joyous all-inclusive hugs and celebration! Flying jets advertised beloved military, and signaled “all safe” for ruling empire. Glistening injuries slow motion, close-up, from every angle, cut to cheerleaders and more ads.

At half-time a few Saints still at church; a cruel test of faith!

Cheap’s teen son spent the day with a girl friend, and an Austrian exchange student they’d befriended, supervising her autistic big brother. Cancer had just killed her mother. No dumb American football for these atheists.

Toward game’s end his overfed mutt threw up, then went back to snack on it, ack! This led to a quiet outdoor interlude, hanging laundry in the winter afternoon. Cold wind. Innocent blood on everyone’s hands. Game over, who won?

Skip the analysis, sweep the kitchen.

So,

what?










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